How to cure sore throat

I was having a sore throat for the past week.
In fact, I have sore throat most of the time!
Reason: Talk too much, weather, wrong food, many people around me fall sick, Pakatan Rakyat not doing well.

I found 2 medicine that works very well for sore throat.
1. Pu Er tea. I have been drinking chrysanthemum tea for a while to keep my body heat in check. But when I revert back to Pu Er tea, my throat feels better after 1 tea session. MAGIC!

2. Mc Donalds! I ordered a Big and Tasty set (large). Ask for Coke with NO ICE. Get a packet of salt from the counter and pour all of the salt into the Coke with no ice. Wait for the chemical reaction to take place. After the bubbles settle down, drink it.
Hey, my throat feels better just by imagining the process!
Parapapapa!
(All sorts of excuses just to eat fast food =.=" )