Heres some old lame joke:

Mahathir and Sami Vellu is going out of country with thier personal jet plane.the plane was equipped with only 3 parachute bags , 1 for pilot, 1 for mahathir and 1 for sami vellu

sami vellu invited the pilot's son to board the plane with them then they all took off

suddenly! the plane was struck by a lightning ,so the whole system of the plane was damaged. mahathir and sami vellu panically take the parachute bag and jump out of the plane. so theres is only 1 parachute bag left, the pilot only think about his son's lifes, so the pilot told his son to jump out of the plane with the last parachute bag.....

the pilot's son ask his father to jump with him,the pilot told his son that theres only 1 parachute bag left. the pilot's son suddenly told his father that theres is still 1 more parachute bag left....

his father ask his son; "how come there is 4 parachute bags in the plane?" . the pilot's son answered; "no there is only 3 parachute bags in the plane but sami vellu jump out of the plane with my school bag..........!!"

Jay edited to make it shorter :P