I'll make your sadness disappear!
Read the following joke :-)
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
TADA! Its gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (your sadness)
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Why so serious
Let us start the month with a little joke :-)
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
Mum's new hobby Part 1
And you thought old people do not have new tricks.
Some photos to share.
She say she is making enzyme drink.
Wonder how it turn out?
Wait for Part 2.
Ascension draws near.........
Some photos to share.
She say she is making enzyme drink.
Wonder how it turn out?
Wait for Part 2.
Ascension draws near.........
Saturday, August 30, 2008
The strange thing about business
I thought my eyes were playing tricks with me.
But I met a person who is looking for Pentium 1 or Pentium 2 computers!!!!
Seriously, like my partner always say
"what business also can do one"
Strange hey??
But I met a person who is looking for Pentium 1 or Pentium 2 computers!!!!
Seriously, like my partner always say
"what business also can do one"
Strange hey??
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Lowyat.net failed scammer
Lets move away from politics for one day, haha.
Enjoy!
Jargons:
Overclock: Setting your computer to run faster, but it might overheat or become unstable.
Mobo: Computer motherboard.
Selling a overclock motherboard and claim you never overclock it???
Enjoy!
Jargons:
Overclock: Setting your computer to run faster, but it might overheat or become unstable.
Mobo: Computer motherboard.
Selling a overclock motherboard and claim you never overclock it???
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Classic Batmobile
I personally prefer the classic Batmobile vs the Bat 'Tank' in Batman Begins and Dark Knight
Someone went so far to spend $150,000 pounds to construct his own Batmobile.
Batman Parody
Wonder if Batman was a politician??
How about a Malaysian politician?????
As he won the reelection, ascension is at hand!
A simple joke I saw:
How about a Malaysian politician?????
As he won the reelection, ascension is at hand!
A simple joke I saw:
Monday, August 25, 2008
Company Name card
I am quite new to this
But its a start i guess?
Wish to get it done asap. (Looks at Jacob)
More fails
Hopefully the corrupted party will follow suit!
Meanwhile............
Ascension draws near.............
Meanwhile............
Ascension draws near.............
26th Eyes on Permatang Pauh
This is a defining moment for Malaysia.
Behold.........Ascension draws near...................
Behold.........Ascension draws near...................
Friday, August 22, 2008
Gov't slashes petrol price by 15 sen
And you thought the show was over.
For the first time in Malaysia (I guess)
The government announces that price of RON97 petrol will go down by 15 sen from RM2.70 to RM2.55 per litre at the pumps beginning midnight, a reduction of 5.6 percent.
Makes me wonder if anyone will reduce their prices on goods or services.
Finally something that the people can finally smile at.
But frankly, will the petrol price increase AFTER the Permatang Pauh by election????
For the first time in Malaysia (I guess)
The government announces that price of RON97 petrol will go down by 15 sen from RM2.70 to RM2.55 per litre at the pumps beginning midnight, a reduction of 5.6 percent.
Makes me wonder if anyone will reduce their prices on goods or services.
Finally something that the people can finally smile at.
But frankly, will the petrol price increase AFTER the Permatang Pauh by election????
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Tahun Melawat Malaysia
While Tahun Melawat Malaysia needs no introduction, 2008 is Tahun Merawat Malaysia and Tahun Meliwat Malaysia.
Malaysia got some treatment in 8th March and now have some hope for survival.
About the liwat case........
Liwat-meliwat in Malaysia 2008 made easy ...
1] Malaysians "liwat" Barisan Nasional by denying them 2/3 majority and losing 5 states which saw many stalwarts like Samy Vellu, Zainuddin Maidin and many other got 'liwat' hardcore style.
2] Anwar Ibrahim "foreplayed' BN by saying there are enough katak MP's around from BN ready jump to PR, in order to 'liwat' BN out of office for the first time in 51 years.
3] Mahathir is truly the 'liwat' Man of the Year. After getting 'liwat" by the Royal Commision, he 'liwat' back Abdullah Badawi by asking Najib to 'liwat' Abdullah Badawi this coming UMNO General 'rear end-kissing" Assembly.
4] Raja Petra Kamarudin 'liwat" Najib by signing a Statutory Declaration implicating Najib's wife Rosmah Mansor being personally witnessing Altantuya's poor body being strapped with C-4 (and see it explode ?). In return, Najib liwat RPK by "asking" the Polis to arrest RPK for contravening the Sedition Act. Wahlau.
5] Not to be outdone, Abdullah Badawi bounces back with a hardcore "liwat" to all Malaysians by increasing fuel price from RM1.92 a litre to Rm 2.70 a litre. This eventually led to price hike in food prices, raw materials etc, and liwat cost for the sex workers. In other words, it was a full scale 'liwat' orgy to all Malaysians resulting general public having really sore rear end of monumental proportions. See Mahathir Mohamad's view on the oil price increase
6] Saiful Bukhari Azlan apa benda entah accuses Anwar Ibrahim doing a 'liwat' on his innocent rear end. With liwat speed, Saiful (ya, Saiful is a speed demon) became a instantly famous (infamous) and Janna Mohd Zaki, his fiancee join the limelight and became a famous blogger too.
7] Anwar Ibrahim 'liwat' Najib by accusing him of trying to 'liwat' him up in 'liwat' case by using Saiful as a pawn (damn that's a lot of 'liwat").
8] While Najib and Anwar "liwat-meliwat" each other using dildo's, sticks, carrots etc, Abdullah Badawi is dozes off while Malaysian economy is slowly being 'liwat' by global economic meltdown.
Malaysia got some treatment in 8th March and now have some hope for survival.
About the liwat case........
Liwat-meliwat in Malaysia 2008 made easy ...
1] Malaysians "liwat" Barisan Nasional by denying them 2/3 majority and losing 5 states which saw many stalwarts like Samy Vellu, Zainuddin Maidin and many other got 'liwat' hardcore style.
2] Anwar Ibrahim "foreplayed' BN by saying there are enough katak MP's around from BN ready jump to PR, in order to 'liwat' BN out of office for the first time in 51 years.
3] Mahathir is truly the 'liwat' Man of the Year. After getting 'liwat" by the Royal Commision, he 'liwat' back Abdullah Badawi by asking Najib to 'liwat' Abdullah Badawi this coming UMNO General 'rear end-kissing" Assembly.
4] Raja Petra Kamarudin 'liwat" Najib by signing a Statutory Declaration implicating Najib's wife Rosmah Mansor being personally witnessing Altantuya's poor body being strapped with C-4 (and see it explode ?). In return, Najib liwat RPK by "asking" the Polis to arrest RPK for contravening the Sedition Act. Wahlau.
5] Not to be outdone, Abdullah Badawi bounces back with a hardcore "liwat" to all Malaysians by increasing fuel price from RM1.92 a litre to Rm 2.70 a litre. This eventually led to price hike in food prices, raw materials etc, and liwat cost for the sex workers. In other words, it was a full scale 'liwat' orgy to all Malaysians resulting general public having really sore rear end of monumental proportions. See Mahathir Mohamad's view on the oil price increase
6] Saiful Bukhari Azlan apa benda entah accuses Anwar Ibrahim doing a 'liwat' on his innocent rear end. With liwat speed, Saiful (ya, Saiful is a speed demon) became a instantly famous (infamous) and Janna Mohd Zaki, his fiancee join the limelight and became a famous blogger too.
7] Anwar Ibrahim 'liwat' Najib by accusing him of trying to 'liwat' him up in 'liwat' case by using Saiful as a pawn (damn that's a lot of 'liwat").
8] While Najib and Anwar "liwat-meliwat" each other using dildo's, sticks, carrots etc, Abdullah Badawi is dozes off while Malaysian economy is slowly being 'liwat' by global economic meltdown.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
A lost
But life goes on..........
Feel sad for Lee Chong Wei's humiliating defeat at Beijing Olympics final against Lin Dan.
But well, is not like I can do anything, can I?
Better luck next time.
Feel sad for Lee Chong Wei's humiliating defeat at Beijing Olympics final against Lin Dan.
But well, is not like I can do anything, can I?
Better luck next time.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Convo Pics
Many have been asking, so HERE THEY ARE!
Rolling.........
Tee Nee
Richard and Justine
Justine +Ili
bunch of leng luis
Kay Bin
Luyi (Data Comm's flower)
Santiah and Runnie
Seet
Vian (ITM's most pretty)
Devtar
Dino
Hong Puay
Justine
Kah Hoe
Wei Wei
Thats all folks!
Thats all folks!Monday, August 11, 2008
MMU President speech
Not your average president speech.
"Of course there is a lot of knowledge in the university. The new students do not bring much in, the graduates do not take much out"
It was long, but he left us with a quote I will always remember.
I even made some changes to come up with my version!
"Of course MMU is rich. New students bring a lot of $ in, graduates pay a lot more $ before they can get out!"
Haha!
"Of course there is a lot of knowledge in the university. The new students do not bring much in, the graduates do not take much out"
It was long, but he left us with a quote I will always remember.
I even made some changes to come up with my version!
"Of course MMU is rich. New students bring a lot of $ in, graduates pay a lot more $ before they can get out!"
Haha!
Thursday, August 7, 2008
A day before convocation
Convocation draws near.
Tomorrow is the actual convocation for MMU. Somehow I have an uneasy feeling that I might not get my scroll. I borrowed a book from MMU's library and I am supposed to return it before the actual convocation ceremony. The problem is, the library is closed during semester break!
I borrowed the book before the semester break, how do they suppose me to return the book? Perhaps they shouldn't have let me borrow the book in the first place!
MMU, smart card, smart system, not so smart people?
The following image may be disturbing, you have been warned.
Tomorrow is the actual convocation for MMU. Somehow I have an uneasy feeling that I might not get my scroll. I borrowed a book from MMU's library and I am supposed to return it before the actual convocation ceremony. The problem is, the library is closed during semester break!
I borrowed the book before the semester break, how do they suppose me to return the book? Perhaps they shouldn't have let me borrow the book in the first place!
MMU, smart card, smart system, not so smart people?
The following image may be disturbing, you have been warned.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
A moment of truth
Quoted from an online forum
"The Dark Knight movie, Batman and Harvey fights with corrupted police officers and lawyers but not corrupted government. In Malaysia, Anwar alone have to fight not just with corrupted police officers but the whole government.
If Batman is the savior for Gotham, then DSAI is our savior for our nation. And i agree with you, our country now is more happening than Gotham. And the Joker in Malaysia is Badawi."
True enough?
"The Dark Knight movie, Batman and Harvey fights with corrupted police officers and lawyers but not corrupted government. In Malaysia, Anwar alone have to fight not just with corrupted police officers but the whole government.
If Batman is the savior for Gotham, then DSAI is our savior for our nation. And i agree with you, our country now is more happening than Gotham. And the Joker in Malaysia is Badawi."
True enough?
Hardrock Cafe
Rock On!!!
I heard about Hard Rock Cafe, even saw the logo on some T-Shirts.
Curiosity got the better of me and I went in to have a drink.
As it was afternoon 5pm, there no almost no customers around. The waiter seated me at the so called "Elvis corner". Not sure if thats just a sales/marketing gimmick, but it does have many pictures and items related to Elvis Presley. I ordered a cocktail, never drank on before and it tasted a little funny.
Not sure what the staff think of me, and neither do I can anyway. I was reading the book "Dare To Fail" inside for 1 hour. I went to meet my customer after that. Something new I guess?
A day at Lowyat and Imbi
Globalization has begun.
Talk about business trips dealing with computer parts and most of us techies will think of Lowyat Plaza and Lowyat.net
I had not been to Lowyat Plaza since Alpha, year 2004. (feel kinda old now =P )
I must say much has changed in the 4 years.
For starters Lowyat and Imbi plaza computer shops used to be donimated by Chinese owners. I was shocked to see 20-30% of the computer shops owned and run by foreigners!
I talk to a few of them, they come from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh etc.
All their shops are similar, seen one and u seen them all. Nothing else besides 2nd hand Acer computers for sale. Guys, if you want to sell a used item, at least clean it to make it look more attractive. Not sure why, but those computers seem to be older than they actually are. How bad are they? Well, I have collected Pentium 3 computers which look newer than their Acer Pentium 4 3.2ghz!
The price of computer parts in Lowyat and Imbi were expensive. (Perhaps for me, as I can get much better price from my dealers =P ) The only thing that attracted me was the 8.0Mega pixel digital camera priced at RM199 using litium battery!
Now thats special! Perhaps to me, as I know almost nothing about digital cameras anyway. Pass on the deal as my sister was against the idea of an unbranded (FTEC) digital camera.
Talk about business trips dealing with computer parts and most of us techies will think of Lowyat Plaza and Lowyat.net
I had not been to Lowyat Plaza since Alpha, year 2004. (feel kinda old now =P )
I must say much has changed in the 4 years.
For starters Lowyat and Imbi plaza computer shops used to be donimated by Chinese owners. I was shocked to see 20-30% of the computer shops owned and run by foreigners!
I talk to a few of them, they come from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh etc.
All their shops are similar, seen one and u seen them all. Nothing else besides 2nd hand Acer computers for sale. Guys, if you want to sell a used item, at least clean it to make it look more attractive. Not sure why, but those computers seem to be older than they actually are. How bad are they? Well, I have collected Pentium 3 computers which look newer than their Acer Pentium 4 3.2ghz!
The price of computer parts in Lowyat and Imbi were expensive. (Perhaps for me, as I can get much better price from my dealers =P ) The only thing that attracted me was the 8.0Mega pixel digital camera priced at RM199 using litium battery!
Now thats special! Perhaps to me, as I know almost nothing about digital cameras anyway. Pass on the deal as my sister was against the idea of an unbranded (FTEC) digital camera.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Dark Knight with Edison Chen
Did you know that Edison Chen is in the Movie Dark Knight?
But his time on screen was a little less than 2 seconds.
Nonetheless, I have a poster to give him the credit he deserve, enjoy.
*Note, please click to see the 'hidden details' of the pic =D
Why so serious?
But his time on screen was a little less than 2 seconds.
Nonetheless, I have a poster to give him the credit he deserve, enjoy.
*Note, please click to see the 'hidden details' of the pic =D
Why so serious?
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