How bout a magic trick?

I'll make your sadness disappear!
Read the following joke :-)

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

TADA! Its gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (your sadness)

Why so serious

Let us start the month with a little joke :-)

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...

IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.

IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.

Mum's new hobby Part 1

And you thought old people do not have new tricks.

Some photos to share.






She say she is making enzyme drink.

Wonder how it turn out?

Wait for Part 2.

Ascension draws near.........

The strange thing about business

I thought my eyes were playing tricks with me.
But I met a person who is looking for Pentium 1 or Pentium 2 computers!!!!

Seriously, like my partner always say
"what business also can do one"

Strange hey??

Lowyat.net failed scammer

Lets move away from politics for one day, haha.

Enjoy!
Jargons:
Overclock: Setting your computer to run faster, but it might overheat or become unstable.
Mobo: Computer motherboard.

Selling a overclock motherboard and claim you never overclock it???

BN phailed

Something I saw at other forums.
Sharing is caring :-)

Classic Batmobile

I personally prefer the classic Batmobile vs the Bat 'Tank' in Batman Begins and Dark Knight
Someone went so far to spend $150,000 pounds to construct his own Batmobile.